Funny Pictures: 2012

Thursday 15 November 2012

Cellular Services to Remain Suspended in Karachi and Quetta Tomorrow

IT NEWS: Cellular services are to remain suspended tomorrow in Karachi and Quetta from 10 AM to 6 PM, a highly reliable source with direct information of the matter has confirmed ProPakistani.
A source, who wanted to remain unnamed, confirmed ProPakistani that PTA has issued the directive for suspension of cellular services.
Earlier, while briefing the media, Mr. Rehman Malik said that these measures are being taken due to security reasons, which the government is increasing on the first day of Muharram.
Mr. Malik said that suspension of cellular services in Karachi and Quetta for tomorrow, along with other measures (such as ban on motorbikes), are based on credible intelligence information that hints the terrorist attacks in the cities.
Cellular industry is fearing large-scale cellular suspension during first ten days of Muharram. However, no mobile operator is speaking up against such decisions to avoid possible wrath of the government.

Source: Cellular Services Would Be Suspended in Karachi and Quetta Today

Wednesday 31 October 2012

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Thursday 25 October 2012

Funny Pictures For Your Facebook Profile Timeline

This dog is trying to be man but some one told him that doing the moments of man he could not be men. That is why this is the Funny Picture

Funny Pictures For Your Facebook Profile Timeline

Sunday 14 October 2012

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Wednesday 10 October 2012

Dreams SMS Whenever U Have A Dream Inside Ur Heart,

Dreams SMS Whenever U Have A Dream Inside Ur Heart,
Whenever U Have A Dream Inside Ur Heart,
Never Let It Go
Coz, Dreams Are The Tiny Seeds From Which
Beautiful Tomorrow Grows

Dreams SMS Aa jao meri aankhon se khwaab dekho,

Dreams SMS Aa jao meri aankhon se khwaab dekho,
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Dreams SMS-Dreams Give Rise To Hope.

Dreams SMS-Dreams Give Rise To Hope.

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Dreams SMS-Aankh jab bund kia karte hain.

Aankh jab bund kia karte hain.
Samne aap howa karte hain.
Aap jaisa hi mujhe lagta hai.
Khuwab mein jis se mila karte hain…

Dreams SMS-Juda reh kr b wo satane se baz nahi aate,

Dreams SMS-Juda reh kr b wo satane se baz nahi aate,
Juda reh kr b wo satane se baz nahi aate,
Dur reh kr b wo dil jalane se baz nahi ate,
Hum to bhulna chate hen unko,
Magr wo khwabo me aane se b baz nahi ate…
`

Dreams SMS-Hum Neend K Shauqeen Zyada Tu Nhi Laikin. . . . .

Hum Neend K Shauqeen Zyada Tu Nhi Laikin. . . . .
Kuch Khaub Na Daikhen Tu Guzara Nhi Hota. . . . . .

Dreams SMS-Duniya jise neend kehti hai,

Duniya jise neend kehti hai,
Jaane woh kya cheez hoti hai….
Aankhe to hum bhi band karte hain,
Par woh unse milne ki tarkeeb hoti hai…

Romantic SMS-Hum buray, hamain tasleem Magar..

Hum buray, hamain tasleem Magar,
Ap kehte hain to Bura lagta hai..!

Romantic SMS-Yeh zulfain yu’n phissal rahi hain goya..

Rukh-e-yaar pe yeh zulfain yu’n phissal rahi hain goya,
Kabhi din nikal raha hai kabhi raat dhal rahi hai..

Romantic SMS-Yeh to mohabat ka dastoor hai..

Romantic SMS-Yeh to mohabat ka dastoor hai..
Ye shikayat fazool hai, yeh to mohabat ka dastoor hai,
Ke jo mehboob hota hai, wohi maghroor hota hai…!!

Romantic SMS-Khudkushi tak haraam hai yaani..

Romantic SMS-Khudkushi tak haraam hai yaani..
Khudkushi tak haraam hai yaani,
Yeh bhi mumkin nahi ke mar jaao..

Romantic SMS-Main uski judai mein pareshaan phiroon..

Khaak main uski judai mein pareshaan phiroon,
Jab yeh milna bicharrna teri marzi niklaa..

Romantic SMS-Lamha Bhar Apna Hawaon Ko Bananay Waalay

Lamha Bhar Apna Hawaon Ko Bananay Waalay
Ab Na Aayein Ge Palat Kar Kubhi Jaanay Waalay

Kia Milay Ga Tujhe Bikhray Howay Khwaabon Ke Siwa ?
Ay Rait Pe Chaand Ki Tasveer Banaanay Waalay

Sab Ne Pehna Tha Baday Shoq Se Kaghaz Ka Libaas
Jis Qadar Loog Thay Baarish Mein Nahaanay Waalay

Mar Gaye Hum Tou Ye Qutbay Pe Likha Jaye Ga
So Gaye Aap Zamaanay Ko Jagaanay Waalay

Dar-o-Deewaar Pe Hasrat Si Barasti Hai “Qateel”
Jaanay Kis Dais Gaye Pyaar Nibhaanay Waalay ?

.Romantic SMS-Jese dil main koi dukh na ho..

.Romantic SMS-Jese dil main koi dukh na ho..
Sab se yu’n milna ke jese dil main koi dukh na ho,
Mujh me yeh khoobi bhi hai sab khaamiyon ke bawjood..

Tuesday 9 October 2012

Adhi rat k shyad sapnay jhotay thay- Romantic Gazal And Poetry

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Saturday 6 October 2012

West Indies vs Australia

Preamble It's 1996. Cool Britannia is in full swing, with Britain is in the process of disappearing up its own hubris alley, not to be seen again for a few years. Keith Allen is redefining ubiquity. Middle-class people who get squeamish during a flu jab are embracing the delusion of empathy with Mark Renton. Five unknowns really really really wanna zig-a-zig-ahhhhh. Damien Hirst is turning cows and formaldehyde into £100 notes. And West Indies and Australia are meeting for the right to play Sri Lanka in a World Cup final.

West Indies vs Australia

Funny jokes-Antar Mantar Jadoo Jajantar

Rahul Says: Antar Mantar Jadoo Jajantar
Chinko Finko Jin Batuta…
Kuchh Mehsoos Huva
Nahi
Jadogar Ne Bhi Yehi Bataya Tha
Yeh Jadoo
Shetan Par Asar Nahi Karegaa…

Funny jokes-Love Is Like A Pant

Rahul Says: Love Is Like A Pant
But Friendship
Is Like A Chaddi
Bcoz
Pant Phat Bhi Jaye To
Chaddi Izzat Bacha Leti Hai
So Thanx 4 Being My
Chaddi Friend……

Funny jokes-Aapko Miss Karna Roz Ki Baat Hain

Funny jokes-Aapko Miss Karna Roz Ki Baat Hain
Aapko Miss Karna Roz Ki Baat Hain
Aapko Yaad Karna Aadat Ki Baat Hain
Aapse Door Rehna Kismat Ki Baat Hain
Magar Aapko! Jhelna Himmat Ki Baat Hain…

Funny jokes-Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,

Funny jokes-Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi…….

Funny jokes-Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,

Funny jokes-Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge…

Funny jokes-Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge…

Funny jokes-Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan……

Funny jokes-Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri

Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri…..

Friday 5 October 2012

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Thursday 4 October 2012

Top 10 Most Beautiful Bollywood Actresses 2012

BOLLYWOOD TOP TEN: In the year of 2012 many new actresses are giving the tough time to the old actress as Anoushka Sharma and Sonakshi Sinha are giving the hit movies and people are considering them therefore their rating is going on top day by day.

Top 10 Most Beautiful Bollywood Actresses 2012

Wednesday 3 October 2012

How to Make Money Online in Pakistan From Google Adsense

BLOGGERS: Still their are many ways through which you can earn money online. Although effort needs but we cannot say they this is not possible to earn money online while sitting in Pakistan.

How to Make Money Online in Pakistan From Google Adsense

If you are searching for how to make money online from internet then there are many ways the thing need is that you have to get some experience and guideline from someone who is already earning money from the internet.

How to Make Money Online in Pakistan From Google Adsense

Tuesday 2 October 2012

Top Most Beautiful Women In the World 2012

Sunday 30 September 2012

Urdu Eid Sms-Chand Raat : Gaye baras ki eid ka din kiya acha tha

Urdu Eid Sms-Chand Raat : Gaye baras ki eid ka din kiya acha tha
Gaye baras ki eid ka din kya acha tha,
chaand ko dekh ke uskaa chehra dekha tha

Fazaa mein cactus ke lehjey ki nermahat thi
mausam apne rang mein faiz ka missraah tha

Dua ke be-awaz, ulohi lamhon mein
woh lamhaa bhi kitna dilkashh lamha tha

Haath utha ker jab Aankhoon hi aankhon mein
us ne mujh ko apne Rab se mangaa tha

Phir mere chehre ko haathon mein le ker
kitney pyar se mera maatha chooma tha!

Hawa! kuch aj ki shab ka ahwaal suna
kya woh apni chat per aj akela tha?

Ya koi mere jeisi saath thi, aur uss ne
chand ko dekh ke us ka chehra dekhaa tha?

Urdu Eid Sms-Udhar se chand tum dekho, Idhar se chand hum dekhen..

Urdu Eid Sms-Udhar se chand tum dekho, Idhar se chand hum dekhen..
Udhar se chand tum dekho, Idhar se chand hum dekhen,
Nigaahain yu’n takrayen ke do dilon ki Eid ho jaye..

Urdu Eid Sms-Eid ke chand ko koi dekhe na mere siwa

Urdu Eid Sms-Eid ke chand ko koi dekhe na mere siwa
Eid ke chand ko koi dekhe na mere siwa,
Iss ke deedar ko ik saal guzara mene..

Urdu Eid Sms-Eid Se Kehdo Mere Sheher Mein Aya Na Karay

Urdu Eid Sms-Eid Se Kehdo Mere Sheher Mein Aya Na Karay
Is Ke Aanay Se Howay Zakham Haray Kitnay “Batool”
Eid Se Kehdo Mere Sheher Mein Aya Na Karay……….!

Eid Sms-Eid ke chand kahin aur ujaaley le ja,

Eid Sms-Eid ke chand kahin aur ujaaley le ja,
Eid ke chand kahin aur ujaaley le ja,
Mera weeran baseraa hi mujhe acha hai..

urdu eid sms-Chalo Acha Hua Eid Ab ke Bhi tanha Guzri

urdu eid sms-Chalo Acha Hua Eid Ab ke Bhi tanha Guzri
Chalo Acha Hua Eid Ab ke Bhi tanha Guzri,
Galay Mil ke Bohat Rote Jo Tum aa Jaate…

ICC WT20 : Pakistan take on India

COLOMBO: Pakistan will look to extend their dominant form and put India on the brink of elimination when the old foes clash in the World Twenty20 on Sunday.
Pakistan have never beaten India in either the 50-over World Cup or the World Twenty20, but Mohammad Hafeez’s men start as favourites in the much-awaited Super Eights game in Colombo.
Pakistan are the team in form, winning both matches in the preliminary league before stunning top-ranked South Africa by two wickets in their first Super Eights game on Friday.
In contrast, Australia annihilated India by nine wickets later the same evening, leaving Mahendra Singh Dhoni’s men needing to beat Pakistan and South Africa to stay in contention for the semi-finals.
But if Australia beat South Africa and Pakistan defeat India in Sunday’s double-header, both winners will advance to the semi-finals from what was billed as the “group of death”.
Pakistan seamer Umar Gul, an unlikely hero with the bat against South Africa with a power-packed 32 off 17 balls, said: “When we play India there is lot of pressure because our people always want us to win.

India vs Pakistan T20 World Cup 2012

Saturday 29 September 2012

Hina Rabbani Khar rumoured to be in love with Bilawal Bhutto: Dhaka tabloid

New Delhi: The cyberspace in Pakistan is abuzz with people commenting endlessly on reports of an alleged love affair between Bilawal Bhutto and Pakistan foreign minister Hina Rabbani Khar as reported by "The Weekly Blitz", a Bangladeshi tabloid.
The tabloid claimed that the 24-year-old Bilawal is in love with Hina, who is 11 years older than him and is married to influential businessman Firoze Gulzar and has two daughters - Annaya and Dina. Both of them have plans to settle in Switzerland where Bilawal would inherit a fortune oarked by his late mother, the report said. The weekly said its report was based on a secret western intelligence report.
As per The Blitz, President Asif Ali Zardari is completely opposed to this relationship as he thinks it would finish not just his son's political career but also sound the death knell for the ruling Pakistan People's Party (PPP), founded by Bilawal's grandfather, the late Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto.

Hina Rabbani Khar Affair With Bilawal Bhutto Zardari

Dreams SMS in Hindi-Hum Neend K Shauqeen Zyada Tu Nhi Laikin. . . . .

Dreams SMS in Hindi-Hum Neend K Shauqeen Zyada Tu Nhi Laikin. . . . .
Hum Neend K Shauqeen Zyada Tu Nhi Laikin. . . . .
Kuch Khaub Na Daikhen Tu Guzara Nhi Hota. . . . . .

Dreams SMS in Hindi-Duniya jise neend kehti hai,

Dreams SMS in Hindi-Duniya jise neend kehti hai,
Duniya jise neend kehti hai,
Jaane woh kya cheez hoti hai….
Aankhe to hum bhi band karte hain,
Par woh unse milne ki tarkeeb hoti hai…

Hindi Exam SMS-Congratulations!

Hindi Exam SMS-Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Good news for Mumbai University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stopdreaming&startstudying.com

Friday 28 September 2012

Hindi Exam SMS-Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane

Hindi Exam SMS-Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane
Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane
College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jane
Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Main
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane….

Hindi Exam SMS-Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,

Hindi Exam SMS-Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna…

Hindi Exam SMS-Ye exam ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai,

Hindi Exam SMS-Ye exam ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai,
Ye exam ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai,
sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
rahte hai nigahon se dur,
sale wahi question paper me compulsory hote hai…

Hindi Exam SMS -Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

Hindi Exam SMS -Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kia jaye
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kia jaye

Na jane kon sa dard dia hy is parhai ne
Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

Exam SMS-Jhabilal Dumre Says:

Exam SMS-Jhabilal Dumre Says:
Birth is the “START OF LIFE”
Beauty is the “ART OF LIFE”
Love is the “PART OF LIFE”
Death is the “LAST OF LIFE”
But Friends is the “HEART OF LIFE”

Exam SMS-Exams ke do din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Exam SMS-Exams ke do din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Exams ke do din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai!
`
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya Munna Bhai karvaye ga?
All the best!
`
Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta,
To har exam ka pehle premium bharwa deta,
Pass hote to thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva leta…
All the best!

Faraz SMS-Faraz dil ko nigahon se ikhtlaaf raha

Faraz SMS-Faraz dil ko nigahon se ikhtlaaf raha
Yeh dil ka chor ke is ki zaroortain theen bohat,
Wagarna tark-e-taluq ki soortain theen bohat,

Miley to toot roye na khul ke batain keen,
Ke jese ab dilon mein Kudurtain theen bohat,

Bula diye hain tere gham ne dukh zamane ke,
Khuda nahin tha tou pathar ki moortain theen bohat,

Dareeda peerhano ka khayal kya ata,
Ameer sheher ki apni zarooratain theen bohat,

Faraz dil ko nigahon se ikhtlaaf raha,
Wagarna sheher mein hum-shakal soortain theen bohat.

Faraz SMS-Milay To Hzaron Log Thay Zindgi Main

Faraz SMS-Milay To Hzaron Log Thay Zindgi Main
Milay To Hzaron Log Thay Zindgi Main.”faraz”
Wo Sb Se Alag Tha Jo Qismat Main Nhi Tha.!

Faraz SMS-Mat khel mere Dil se

Faraz SMS-Mat khel mere Dil se
Mat khel mere Dil se bohat Nazuk mizaj hoon mai
~Faraz~
tumhain khabar bhi na hogi yun he
hanste hanste Thappar maar doonga…..:D

Faraz SMS- Teri smile me kya chamak hy

Faraz SMS- Teri smile me kya chamak hy
FARAZ” ne larki ko dekh k arz kia, Teri smile me kya chamak hy,
Teri smile me..
Kya Chamak hy Larki smile kr k boli
bhaiya mere toothpaste me namak hy.

Faraz SMS- Mohabaat mein Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai

Faraz SMS- Mohabaat mein Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai
Mohabaat mein Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai
Faraz
Ap Ka Matluba Number Dosri Line Pr Masruf Hai

Faraz SMS-Us ke qadam jahan parre hum ne woh jagha choom li

Faraz SMS-Us ke qadam jahan parre hum ne woh jagha choom li

Us ke qadam jahan parre hum ne woh jagha choom li

FARAZ

Aur
Woh meri ami ko keh gayi aunty tawada munda mitti khanda j

Funny SMS-rat aksar hum se ye sawal krti hai

Funny SMS-rat aksar hum se ye sawal krti hai
rat aksar hum se ye sawal krti hai

faraz…

k kon hai tere dil main jo tujhy sone nai deta..

Christmas SMS-Chritmas ka yeh piyara tayohaar…

Christmas SMS-Chritmas ka yeh piyara tayohaar…
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar…
jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar…
santa clause aaye aapke dwar…
subhkamna hamari karey sweekar…

MERRY CHRISTMASS

Christmas SMS-Chritmas ka yeh piyara tayohaar…

Christmas SMS-Don’t Say & Recieve “Merry Christmas”

Christmas SMS-Don’t Say & Recieve “Merry Christmas”
Don’t Say & Recieve “Merry Christmas”

because it means Allah ne Beta Jana. (NAZOUZU-BILLAH).

Is msg ko phelao Q k dost mazaq main bhi ye keh kar Shirk kar jaty hain

Christmas SMS-Aaj se theek 12 din baad …

Christmas SMS-Aaj se theek 12 din baad …

Aaj se theek 12 din baad …

Aaj se theek 12 din baad
Christmas Day..

Aaj se theek 25 din baad
New Year..

Bolo tumhain kya wish karon?

Chalo dono aik saath kar deta hoon.

But!

I think I must be first one who wished you like this.

Happy Christmas Day

Happy New Year

Hindi Christmas SMS -Subhkamna hamari kare sweekar

Hindi Christmas SMS -Subhkamna hamari kare sweekar
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar
Jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,
Santa clause aaye aapke dwar,
Subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.

Merry Christmas.

Hindi Christmas SMS-Chritmas ka yeh pyara tehwaar

Hindi Christmas SMS-Chritmas ka yeh pyara tehwaar
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tehwaar

jeevan main laye khushiyan apaar,

santa clause aaye aapke dwar,

subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.

Merry Christmas

Advance Balance Loan On Ufone, Mobilink Jazz, Zong, Warid and Telenor Djuice

Advance Balance Loan On Ufone, Mobilink Jazz, Zong, Warid and Telenor Djuice there procedure and name of the loan services everything is available on this page so there is no need to go here and there for searching on this topic. Noe a days there are 5 companies working in Pakistan and giving their services to the people of Pakistan so that they can stay in touch with thier relatives and loved ones. But what if you want to talk to your loved ones and you do not have balance in your mobile set?. For this purpose every company whether it is Ufone, Mobilink Jazz, Zong, Warid or Telenor Djuice offering some amount to their customers because it time of very tough competition if any company stay back in competition than it will automatically demolished. Every company is providing advance loan bu name of that advance are different from company to company and also the way to demand that advance and price offer in advance is also different of every company for example Ufone offer Rs.15 as advance on the other hand jazz just offer Rs. 5 as advance.

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Thursday 27 September 2012

Pakistani Girls Mobile Numbers

Pakistani Girls Mobile Number: The young boys and girls are really crazy about exchanging their numbers because besides them this is the the only entertainment still remains.

Pakistani Girls Mobile Numbers

Pakistani Girls Mobile Numbers

Monday 24 September 2012

April fools day SMS-Happy April Fools Day to All

April fools day SMS-Happy April Fools Day to All
your style so sweet
your smile so sweet
your voice so sweet
your eyes so sweet
Your whole life so sweet!!
In short; you are a sweetheart
.
.
Hey, look
.
I can lie so sweet so
you’re never going to understand face-smile.png face-smile.png

Best Wishes SMS-Have A Blessed Day

Best Wishes SMS-Have A Blessed Day

Rivers don’t drink their own water

Trees don’t eat their own fruit

Sun doesn’t give heat 4
itself
Flower don’t spread fragrance 4 themselves

Living 4 others is the way of life…!

Have A Blessed Day

Sunday 23 September 2012

Funny Pictures

Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Exam SMS Abbreviation SMS

In exam hall a girl to santa Exam Sms Abbreviation SMS

Exam aur Sex ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai! Exam SMS Abbreviation SMS

EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai!
1. Kitna LAMBA tha,
2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata,
3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.

Exam aur Sex ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai! Exam SMS Abbreviation SMS

Birthday SMS-Tum Meri Valentine Ho

Birthday SMS-Tum Meri Valentine Ho
Tum Meri Valentine Ho
Chanda Say Barh Kay SHINE Ho
Aankhon Say Tum Ko Peeta Hoon
Sab Say Super WINE Ho
Gar Pyaar Main Tum Ko Number Doon
Ten Out Of NINE Ho
Koii Dost Nahi Ab Teray Siwa
Tum Meri Thi Tum Mine Ho
Jeeta Hoon Tum Ko Dekh Kar Main
Tum Pyaar Ka Aisa SIGN Ho
Tum Saadi Achi Lagti Ho
Jo Makeup Karo Tu DINE Ho

Birthday SMS-Mere kuch jazbaat hai kahin khoye hue se,

Birthday SMS-Mere kuch jazbaat hai kahin khoye hue se,
Mere kuch jazbaat hai kahin khoye hue se,
Kaise kahun tumse woh jaise hai sharmaye hue se,
Parr din aaaj hai mohabbat ka,ab naa chup rahun,
Ye tera hi pyar hai,jaise harr baag chaman khile hue se !!
Be My Valentine !!!!

Birthday SMS-Kaun rakhta hai yaad naamo ko,

Birthday SMS-Kaun rakhta hai yaad naamo ko,
Kaun rakhta hai yaad naamo ko,
Log chehere ko bhool jatey hain,
Tum samunder ke baat karti ho,
Log aankhon mein doob jatey hain.

Birthday SMS-Jaan hai mujki Jindagi se pyari,

Birthday SMS-Jaan hai mujki Jindagi se pyari,
Jaan hai mujki Jindagi se pyari,
jaan ke liye kar du kurban yari,
Aab tumse kya chupana…
Tum hi to ho na jaan hamari…

Birthday SMS-Never try to examine

Birthday SMS-Never try to examine
Never try to examine
your love relations
because they r like diamonds
when you hit them
they don’t break
but may slip away from your life

Birthday SMS-When i tell u here, i am

Birthday SMS-When i tell u here, i am
When i tell u here, i am
when i tell u i care, i do…
when i tell u i ll never Leave u, i wont.
Sum it all..i ll b here, i ll never get tired
of caring here 4u & i won’t leave you.

Birthday SMS-Each of us are angles

Birthday SMS-Each of us are angles
Each of us are angles
with only one wing;
and we can only fly by embracing
one another.
you want to become angle?
Come and I will give my wing.
Love U So much.

Birthday SMS-I love so much my heart is sure,

Birthday SMS-I love so much my heart is sure,
I love so much my heart is sure,
As time goes on I love you more,
Your happy smile,Your loving face
No one will ever take your place

Birthday SMS-Ek sach..

Birthday SMS-Ek sach..
Jis-se mohabbat ki jaye
Uske bare me
Zyada sochna nahi chahiye.
Qki
Soch SHAQ ko janm deti h
Aur
SHAQ MOHABBAT Ko khatm kar deta h.

Birthday SMS-A Quote By A Guy For His Girl :

Birthday SMS-A Quote By A Guy For His Girl :
A Quote By A Guy For His Girl :
I Dont Love Or Propose Who Ever I See,
Bcoz I m The Gifted IDIOT
To My Beautiful Queen..

Birthday SMS-I’m So Blessed 2 Have A Friend Like U

Birthday SMS-I’m So Blessed 2 Have A Friend Like U
I’m So Blessed 2 Have A Friend Like U
This Comes With Many
Loving Thoughts & Warm Wishes
I Send 2o May Ur Day Be Filled With Laughter
On This Ur Special Day & May The Finest Things
In Life Always Come
Your Way Happy Birthday!

Birthday SMS-Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the

Birthday SMS-Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the
Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity
to let you know that you have grown a year more…
Happy birthday…

In Soft Gleaming Of Stars…. -Birthday SMS

In Soft Gleaming Of Stars…. -Birthday SMS
In soft gleaming of stars….
may all ur dreams come true,
may evry star of every night bring love and joy to you
Happy Birthday …….

Wish you a very happy birthday, May life lead – Birthday SMS

Wish you a very happy birthday, May life lead – Birthday SMS
Wish you a very happy birthday, May life lead you 2 great happiness, success and hope dat all your wishes comes true! enjoy your day.

Thinking Of You Birthday SMS

Thinking Of You Birthday SMS
Thinking of you
and the good times we spent
make me smile!

Happy birthday to a friend who is always
close to my hear

Saturday 22 September 2012

Arabic Mehndi Designs Images For Hands

Mehndi designs in India originate from four different styles namely Indian native, Pakistani, Arabic and African. All the four have their own elegance and details. Among the four the Arabic mehndi designs have their own appeal and value. The Arabic mehndi designs vary depending on the celebration, wearer and the cultural background.

Mehndi is an integral part of Indian weddings and especially in the northern regions of India; it is celebrated as one of the pre-nuptial ceremonies by the relatives and close friends of the bride. A bride is not complete without a mehndi design. Indian brides wear mehndi designs all over their arms and feet. Mehndi designs are adorned even during festive occasions and add more grace to the occasion as well as the wearer. Arabic Mehndi designs are widely used for decorating brides’

hands.

Arabic Mehndi Designs Images For Hands

Friday 21 September 2012

Kareena Kapoor Latest HD Wallpapers

Kareena Kapoor Latest HD Wallpapers: Kareena Kapoor is the most beautiful actress of Bollywood. She is giving super hit movies from last few years. Every year she is giving the movies which many people like and her all movies normally do very good business.

Kareena Kapoor Latest HD Wallpapers

Thursday 20 September 2012

When My Parents Are Asleep Funny Jokes

When My Parents Are Asleep Funny JokesWhen My Parents Are Asleep Funny Jokess, Urdu Funny SMS, Hindi Funny SMS, Latest Funny SMS,Funny SMS Messages

Gals Have Two Major Problems Funny Jokes

Gals Have Two Major Problems Funny JokesGals have two major problems with their wardrobe:
1. Nothing to wear &
2. No place to keep her clothes.
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Guys have two major problems with their laptop:
1. Nothing to watch &
2. No space for anything new..!!

You Are A Housewife Funny Jokes

You Are A Housewife Funny JokesOne day a man spotted an old brass lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed the dirt off of it, and a genie appeared.

“I’ll grant you your fondest wish,” the genie said.

The man thought for a moment, then said, “I want a spectacular job – a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do.”

“Poof!” said the genie. “You are a housewife.” :P

A Mans Feeling Funny Jokes

A Mans Feeling Funny JokesA Man's Feeling :....

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"It feels Like a Mini heart attack when I dont find my Mobile in my pocket ..

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& its almost like Heart Fail when I see it in my Girlfriend's hand

Boss To An Employee Funny Jokes

Boss To An Employee Funny JokesBOSS to an employee….
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“Do you believe in life after Death?”
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EMPLOYEE…..
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“Certainly not! There’s no proof of it”,
he replied.
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BOSS: “Well, there is now. After you left
early yesterday to go to your uncle’s
funeral, he came here looking for you

Dont Play With Students Funny Jokes

Dont Play With Students Funny Jokes

Asked in an Exam for 10 Marks!!

Student:
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar,
&
keep It Outside the Ant’s Hole..!

After eating, Ant will Search for some Water near a Water tank.

Push ant in to it.. =!!

Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire,
When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into D fire..!!

Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!! =O

And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from it’s Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !! =|

MORAL:
Don’t Play with Students.. !!
They can Do any thing for 10 Marks..

A Perfect Girl Doesnt Exist Funny Jokes

A Perfect Girl Doesnt Exist Funny JokesA Perfect Girl Doesn't Bother...
Doesn't Shout.. Doesn't Flirt With Others..
Doesn't Lies.. Doesn't Cheat..
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And Doesn't ExiSts.. :D :D

Clappinggg

8206 funny truths Funny Jokes

8206 funny truths Funny Jokes

Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband.

You can’t buy love but you pay heavily for it.

Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he’s wrong and wife too agrees with him.

Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to
speak..! xP=P

Agar Main Tumahri Maa Hoti. Hindi Funny SMS

Agar Main Tumahri Maa Hoti. Hindi Funny SMSMiss:
Agar Main Tumahri Maa hoti.
To Tumhein Bohat Pyar karti
Or
Tumhari Har Baat Manti…
Bacha:
O Bibi Bas kar Dramey Menu Pata
Ay Teri Akkh Mery abby te ae…

KAKA GAL SUN Funny SMS

KAKA GAL SUN Funny SMS(-.-)/’
<)( Kaka Gal
_/\_ Sun
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Masjid Wichun 3 Lotey Fie
Gaib Ney,
(-.-)/’
<)( Baaz
_/\_ kyu nal

Ay Phool! Funny SMS

Ay Phool! Funny SMSAy Phool!
Apni Khushbu,
Mere Doston Ko Day Dena…
Q K’
Garmiyo K Mosam Me bhi Woh Nahaya
Nahi Karty
(,”)/ Oye Melo!
<)(Naha To
! _ Liya Karo.

1 Buzrg Frmaty Hen k Men Ny Hindi Funny SMS

1 Buzrg Frmaty Hen k Men Ny Hindi Funny SMS1 buzrg frmaty hen k Men ny 3 logon se zyada bakhil ksi ko nhi paya.
1. wo shkhs jo purane kapre pehnay jab k os k pas naye kapre hon
2. Wo shakhs jis k pas khana ho or phir b bhoka rahay or
Phir chup ho gay,
yahan tk k ankhun men ansu aa gaen,
kisi ne pocha 3sra kaun hy?
Wo buzurg ronay lgay, rotay rotay hichkian bandh gaen.
Aur behosh ho gay.
Phir kafi dair k bad farmaya

3sra wo js k pas balance aur pakage ho or wo phir b msg na kray…

3 Signs To Identify The Teacher Hindi Funny SMS

3 Signs To Identify The Teacher Hindi Funny SMS3 Signs to identify the teacher
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1. Stressed

2.Depressed

3. Still Well Dressed.;-)

Difference between LOVE & FRIENDSHIP- Hindi Funny SMS

Difference between LOVE & FRIENDSHIP- Hindi Funny SMSDifference between LOVE &
FRIENDSHIP-
Balance nahi he fir b
kuch b karke baat krna is LOVE..
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hone k baad b miss call hi karna is
FRIENDS.

Twice In A Year. Hindi Funny SMS

Twice In A Year. Hindi Funny SMSRocking quote by a tired student:
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I want a 6 month vacation…
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twice in a year.

Is Question Me 99.9% Log Fail Ho Chuke Hai.. Funny SMS

Is Question Me 99.9% Log Fail Ho Chuke Hai.. Funny SMSIs question me 99.9% log fail ho
chuke hai..
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Dekhte ha aap me dum h ya nai
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What is ur grlfrnd name &
Mob.number..?
Reply Fast

awaz me itna asr Ho Jay Love Sms

Without Love,,,Love Sms

I Miss U D Most Love Sms

mujhay gila to Urdu poetry SMS

Bhulana Sakoo Gay Mujhe Bhool Kar Tum missing you sms

Bhulana Sakoo Gay Mujhe Bhool Kar Tum
Mein Aksar Tumhein Yaad Ata Rahonga
Kabhi Khuwab Ban Kar Kabhi Yaad Ban Kar
Mein Neendein Tumhari Churata Rahonga

Bhulana Sakoo Gay Mujhe Bhool Kar Tum missing you sms

Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay flirt sms

Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay flirt sms

Kia howa jo us nay apnay hathon main racha li mahendi,
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay,

Hamain pata tha woh hamaray naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab us ki choti behan ko phasain gay..

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho Flirt SMS

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho Flirt SMSItna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.Itna qatil kaise sharma lete
ho.Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kaminay ho

Wednesday 19 September 2012

Gorgeous Katrina Kaif Biography and Latest Pictures

Gorgeous Katrina Kaif biography and Latest Pictures: Katrina Kaif was born in Hong Kong. Her D.O.B is 16 July 1984. Her nick name is Kat. And height is about 5.8″. Katrina Kaif is the daughter of a man who belongs to Kashmir and living in England. Her mother is from Chennai.

Gorgeous Katrina Kaif Biography and Latest Pictures

Tuesday 18 September 2012

Close Ur Eyes ….,Relax Ur Body. Funny Sms

Close Ur Eyes ….,Relax Ur Body. Funny SmsClose ur eyes ....,Relax ur body.
Close ur eyes ....,Relax ur body.... and stop breathing as long as U can...Now breath...I miss u as much as u missed the air...

If 100 Moments Of Happiness u Have

If 100 Moments Of Happiness u Haveif 100 moments of happiness u have
if 100 moments of happiness u have 1 of them is the result of my prayers if four eyes r watching u with love 2 of them r my eyes if no 1 cares u then it means that i,m not in this world

Sunday 16 September 2012

Amazing Funny wallpapers

Saturday 15 September 2012

Facebook Cover Photo of Salman Khan

Facebook Cover Photo of Salman Khan

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